The Ultimate Reality Check for Every Mountain Biker!
Let’s be honest: standard mountain bike logbooks are boring. They ask for the weather, your average speed, and your tire pressure. They completely ignore the real highlights of a ride—like the exact moment you flew over the handlebars, the tree that came out of nowhere, or the creative excuses you made up for why you didn’t hit that drop.
“My (Definitely Not Fictional) Trail Logbook“ is the first ride tracker designed specifically for mountain bikers who take their trails seriously, but themselves? Not at all.
Featuring a beautifully illustrated, hilarious cover of a biker mid-crash being heavily judged by a local groundhog, this 6″ x 9″ logbook is the perfect companion for your gear bag, truck dashboard, or coffee table.
Why this is the best (and most honest) MTB logbook on Amazon:
- The Stats That Actually Matter: Track your “Distance (How far I lied I went),” “Duration (Time including fixing 3 flats),” and “Speed (Realistically slow).”
- Honest Difficulty Meter: Rate your rides with levels like Might Sweat, My Lungs Are On Fire, or the ultimate Should Have Stayed in Bed.
- Accurate Trail Conditions: Log the actual terrain—from Dry/Gravel to Overgrown/Bush (Machete Required) and Closed (Which you definitely didn’t ride past…).
- Dedicated Post-Ride Analysis & Injury Reports: Plenty of space to document your most legendary crashes, mechanical failures, and trail-side drama.
- The “Rate Your Regret” Scale: Skip the standard 5-star review and rank your ride based on how much you regret your life choices on a scale of 1 to 5 bikes.
The Perfect Gift for Mountain Bikers
Looking for a unique, funny gift for the mountain bike enthusiast in your life? Whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas, Father’s Day, or a “get well soon” gift after a massive wipeout, this sarcastic logbook will have any downhill racer, enduro rider, or casual trail hobbyist laughing out loud.
Stop keeping track of boring data. Start documenting your epic trail tales and ride regrets!
Grab your copy today on Amazon.com (or buy it for a buddy who crashes way too much)!